Fiction is what we use to sandpaper the hard, stark realities of life to get sweet stories
Friendship is not about "I am sorry";I have also experienced these and some more (sometimes the hard way, with a whack on the bum). So I decided to spread my gyan among all agyanis of the world.
its about "abe saale galti teri thi"
Friendship is not about "I am there for u";
its about "kahan marr gaya saale"
Friendship is not about "I understand";
its about "sab teri wajah se hua manhoos"
Friendship is not about "I care for you";
its about "kamino tumhe chod ke kahan jaunga"
Friendship is not about "I am happy for ur success";
its about "chal ab party de"
Friendship is not about "I love that girl";
its about "saalo izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hai"
Friendship is not about "Don't worry, failure is a part of life";Please share your gyan too.
its about "baanki sab to theek hai... Mona mein ek jabardast movie lagi hai, kal ka morning show chalein?"
Friendship is not about "Don't do that";
its about "kar le yaar... apne baap ka kya jata hai"
Friendship is not about "Don't go there";
its about "chal chalte hain.. mauj aayegi"
Friendship is not about "Don't be a nag";
its about "saale agle baar bola to @#!$@ tod loonga"
Friendship is not about "Don't feel hurt. I never meant it that way.";
its about "saale... aansoo kya baha raha hai. senti marna band kar"
Friendship is not about "Sorry for being late";
its about "Kaminon... pata tha mujhe. Mere aane se pehle hi shuru kar doge sab."
Friendship is not about "Hope I am not disturbing you so late in the night";
its about "abbe... tere liye khushkhabri hai. Supreme Court ne gay rights ko Hari jhandi dikha di hai."
Friendship is not about "Sorry for not calling you for so many years";
its about "aur bhai... suna bataye bina shadi kar li aur ab to bachche ki bhi taiyaari mein ho? Saale, kamine, @#$%^&&**%#@$#@@$$"
The Congress-led UPA Government is on an austerity drive. UPA chief Sonia Gandhi flew down to Mumbai on an Air India flight and traveled in Economy class. But add to the expenses, the costs of fares for five rows reserved for the security personnel and the three SUVs flown down to Mumbai by another aircraft at the cost of rupees three lakh.
Sonia Gandhi’s status of ‘the most guarded VIP in Delhi’ necessitated that she travels with security personnel. The total expenses of the economy class travel with 15 seats in all were Rs 55,000 compared to the travel in business class with six security personnel at the cost of Rs 62,000. The savings were a mere Rs 7,000.This is some real saving, huh!!
1. Accept and post the award on your blog.
2. Link to the person from whom you received it.
3. Pass the award to 5 other blogs that are worthy of this acknowledgment.
4. Let them know they’ve been chosen for this award.
Today, I got an unusual award. The humane award, as the name suggest is given for being humane. According to Wikipedia:
" An award is something given to a person or a group of people to recognize excellence in a certain field; a certificate of excellence. "
These are some of my best works (according to me and the reviews I have had from my readers). Read them and let me know if they are good enough:
1. Was she to be blamed?
A small poem about rape.
2. Concoction for a successful married life
What makes a marriage tick?
3. Much Ado About Smoking
Why do people smoke?
Difference between friends and lovers.
5. Two Calls
A fiction spreading into the realms of truth.