What is Friendship?

Today I read an amusing mail. It described what is friendship all about in a very cool way.

Check it out:
Friendship is not about "I am sorry";
its about "abe saale galti teri thi"

Friendship is not about "I am there for u";
its about "kahan marr gaya saale"

Friendship is not about "I understand";
its about "sab teri wajah se hua manhoos"

Friendship is not about "I care for you";
its about "kamino tumhe chod ke kahan jaunga"

Friendship is not about "I am happy for ur success";
its about "chal ab party de"

Friendship is not about "I love that girl";
its about "saalo izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hai"
I have also experienced these and some more (sometimes the hard way, with a whack on the bum). So I decided to spread my gyan among all agyanis of the world.

Here is what I have learnt from my friends:
Friendship is not about "Don't worry, failure is a part of life";
its about "baanki sab to theek hai... Mona mein ek jabardast movie lagi hai, kal ka morning show chalein?"

Friendship is not about "Don't do that";
its about "kar le yaar... apne baap ka kya jata hai"

Friendship is not about "Don't go there";
its about "chal chalte hain.. mauj aayegi"

Friendship is not about "Don't be a nag";
its about "saale agle baar bola to @#!$@ tod loonga"

Friendship is not about "Don't feel hurt. I never meant it that way.";
its about "saale... aansoo kya baha raha hai. senti marna band kar"

Friendship is not about "Sorry for being late";
its about "Kaminon... pata tha mujhe. Mere aane se pehle hi shuru kar doge sab."

Friendship is not about "Hope I am not disturbing you so late in the night";
its about "abbe... tere liye khushkhabri hai. Supreme Court ne gay rights ko Hari jhandi dikha di hai."

Friendship is not about "Sorry for not calling you for so many years";
its about "aur bhai... suna bataye bina shadi kar li aur ab to bachche ki bhi taiyaari mein ho? Saale, kamine, @#$%^&&**%#@$#@@$$"
Please share your gyan too.
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21 Comments:

Guria said...

A.W.E.S.O.M.E.!!
I'll definitely add a few when I remember.
Never fails to bring a smile these things, isn't it? :)

R S V said...

I also got to learn them the hard way...
with whack on my bum...

Paritosh said...

@Guria

I know. I know.

@RSV

Welcome to the club!

☥ ѕωαмι ηανєєη said...

lolz...rightly said :D

Shilpa said...

Hmmm.... so true.


shilpa

☥ ѕωαмι ηανєєη said...

there is an award waiting for u at my blog :)

Avada Kedavra said...

Hahaha.. that was too good..

Shilpa Garg said...

LOL!! :D
So very true and so damn funny!! :)

Paritosh said...

@Naveen

Thanks a ton for the award bro!!

@Shilpa, Avada, Shilpa Garg

:)

Govind said...

Pari, I guess friendship is not about having to say "I am sorry". It took a while for me to come visiting and I like what I see here.

Mustaf said...

First timer:) and that was quitre amazing.Will take a print out of this and put it at my desk..kitna clear cut communication hain na :P

Gyanban said...

Friendship is not about Single Malt in a posh bar....it is actually about "Old Monk" hiding in the terrace.

wandering soul said...

LOL about the "Chal ab party de" and "saalo izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hai"!! Very true..he he.. nice compilation of your personal learnings too.. :)

PNA said...

....Mindblowing....what are pals anyways...those english words sure make the conversation a tad too serious hain na....

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GOD said...

hahah so sweet thnx .. old memories refreshed.. with some smile and little tears... a big hug to you :)

Shimmer said...

haahaha, thats really true :D

nice to read all that :)

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neeraj said...

Voted for you... Your poem is great...

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Shruti said...

Paritosh, Hi :)
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